Great Tweets of Theology

A year or so ago, my favorite web comic PHD COMICS did a hilarious bit called "Great Tweets of Science".  The comic was filled with famous figures from the history of science tweeting their discoveries.  I was so inspired that some fellow graduate students and I put together our own "Great Tweets of Theology".  Enjoy!

@SKierkegaard: “Having 1st Hegel class 2day.  Should B awesome!”
@FDESchleiermacher: “Just dumped girlfriend.  Having feeling of absolute independence.”

@RudyBultmann: “It is impossible to use this rockin iPhone and to believe in the NT world of spirits and miracles.”

@BartEhrman: “Your last texts were so various and contradictory that I’ve decided you don’t exist.”

@PopePius9: "H8 those modernist guys. So going medieval on their asses."

@PopeJohn23: "Just got elected Pope.  Looking forward to a really long pontificate! Habemus papam FTW!"

@Marcion: Edessa 1, Rome 0! Dollar dog night at the Coliseum! Totally non-kosher!

@UrbanDos: Gave great speech. Hope it wasn't over the top. I <3 Jerusalem!

@SiennaCat: Eucharist for dinner again? Where's my steak???? LOL!

@RNiebuhr: Test drove a new Ford today. Seems like the kind of company I can support!

@PaulTillich: "No women will talk to me anymore. I can't figure out why."

@MServetus: “Trinity=lame.  w00t!”

@JohnCalvin: “I h8 that guy.”

@SKierkegaard: "RT-- new book on Repitition should be a good one."

@KatyvonBora: Martin on pot again! Muttering about devils and poop. Too late to renew vows?

@AlexofAlex:  "Class was dull today, except for when one of my deacons made heretical comments. Expect this to blow over in a couple of days."

@Arius:  "Can't wait to finally rub it in Alex's face about my reinstatement.  Stomach sure does hurt tho."

@PAbelard:  "Heloise's uncle is a f@#$in' S.O.B.!"

@StAugustine: "Had a pear 4 lunch. Didn't sit well."

@JohnCalvin: “Not going to protest to get William out of jail. H8 those “Free Will” protest signs.”

@KBarth: “**This tweet written by Charlotte von Kirschbaum**”

@J_o_Norwich: “Went 2 a steakhouse. Asked how I wanted my food cooked. I told them that all things shall be well.”

@Origen: “Bored at home with nothing to play with but a brick. What to do... what to do...”

@CatherineSienna: “Went to a bris this morning. Got a new wedding ring. Win!”

@HUvBalthasar: "Looking forward to watching the Cosby show for some good ole fashioned Theo drama!"